auburnxandxivory:

Fact: I ripped this off for my online dating profile that I don’t use anymore except I thought it was “peoples’ needs” because it made more/less sense.

THIS MUST BE WHY MY BOYFRIEND CREEPED YOU ON PLENTY OF LOSERS OR OKSTUPID AFTER WE STARTED DATING matthew i love you chantelle i love you lets all hold hands for a moment

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thedaintysquid:

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i need sum

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breakfast with cats

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i used 2 b the dishwasher n now im the cook

sew excited i cooked for the owners last nite and a 12 person bday party (the girl wanted a bowl of birthday popcorn instead of a sundae wtf) and i didnt fuck anything up and it was my first nite totally in charge boo ya didnt burn the place down.